EMPLOYEE CLASSIFICATION PORTALASSESSMENT CYCLE 2026 / REV. 04
Mandatory
Assessment™
ACTION REQUIREDThe 2026 employee classification cycle is open.DIRECTIVE OE–2026–041
OFFICE OF ORGANIZATIONAL ECOLOGY
& EMPLOYEE CLASSIFICATION

Workplace classification is now mandatory.

Complete your assigned assessment to establish your current classification within the organizational ecosystem.

This requirement applies to all personnel, regardless of seniority, reporting structure, or prior assumptions about being a person.
Begin mandatory assessment
3–5 minutes10 required responses

No employee ID or sign-in required.

Standardized assessment10 behavioral indicators
Individual classification recordIssued upon completion
Private by defaultResponses remain in this browser tab
PROTOCOL
WSCA–04
01 / COMPLETION PROCEDURE

Assessment and classification.

Please complete the steps in sequence.

01

Complete the behavioral review.

Respond to ten workplace scenarios. Select the behavior you demonstrate most consistently, including when unsupervised.

02

Allow classification processing.

Your responses are evaluated for operational patterns, habitat compatibility, and any unresolved geological characteristics.

03

Retain your classification record.

Review your handling instructions and download your certificate. Employees classified as infrastructure should consult Facilities before relocating.

02 / CLASSIFICATION POLICY

Scope and administrative guidance.

CONTROLLED DOCUMENT · REVISION 04.1
§ 2.1 — SCOPE

Non-animal outcomes are valid.

The framework includes fauna, flora, fungal organisms, and selected fixed assets. A geological outcome does not indicate a processing error.

§ 2.2 — EMPLOYEE STATUS

Existing duties remain in effect.

Reclassification as a plant does not remove existing deliverables. Photosynthesis may supplement, but does not replace, assigned responsibilities.

§ 2.3 — REVIEW REQUESTS

Disagreement is not an exemption.

You may request reassessment by completing the procedure again. Please note that repeated attempts may result in the same employee.

Explore all 16 classifications +

REFERENCE REGISTER / Classification is assigned through assessment. Browsing the register does not constitute an application for a preferred species.

001The Office Fern002The Pothos003The Possum004The Raccoon005The Saguaro006The Hoover Dam007The Beaver008The Kudzu009The Unclaimed Houseplant010The Morel Mushroom011The Golden Retriever012The Yellowstone013The Mount Rushmore014The Sequoia015The Bison016The Bald Eagle
OUTSTANDING REQUIREMENT

Your classification remains unresolved.

Please complete the assessment before making further assumptions about your role in the ecosystem.

Complete your assessment

Until classified, please remain in your current habitat.